Here’s the actual deal: If you want first dibs on new drops, the weird stuff that’ll never hit the “stupermarket,” the occasional free thing (don’t get your hopes up), or the right to yell at me about creative direction (which I’ll ignore), then drop your details in the box.

You can also tell me why my dog didn’t love me before he died – but that part is optional – you monster!

First Name

Last Name

Email Address

Your info goes nowhere. I don’t sell it, share it, trade it, rent it, or upload it to the marketing dark web.
Mostly because I don’t know how. When I figure it out though…

Thank you!